If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

I swear this is not piggy poop balls.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

I’ve read the majority of the shit/vomit/horrific leg injury posts on this site without so much as a smirk or slight squirm, and yet, that kid food eating nightmare of a question and answer might be the most disgusting thing I’ve seen here.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Not sure about eastern Canada, but here on the west coast we dont even have high school football. It’s basketball, hockey, curling, co-ed snow shovelling, ice dancing, and competitive apologizing.

Janoris: “Your wife is ugly. Your dad is a murderer.”

This is the same team that was bitching about the Patriots exploiting the rule book right??

They might be upset if you were to buy them a 5lb of sugar-free gummy bears...

They might be upset if you were to buy them a 5lb of sugar-free gummy bears...

“Is It In You?”

Yes, in Hackbart v. Cincinnati Bengals, Inc. (10th Cir. 1979) the 10th Circuit held that football players and their employers (the team) can be held liable for injuries that are outside the foreseeable, known risk of the game of football. You injure someone in a non-football-play you and your team are on the hook

Ejected from the game? No, he should be arrested. Since this doesn’t seem likely for reasons I don’t understand, could the guy on the ground sue him if he winds up with lengthy injuries?

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

this is basically the cumlination of your screencapping career

This is really stupid

Agreed. I am as unhappy with Trump winning as many people, but this extended hissy fit needs to stop.

I’ve found the best way to handle mealtime is to begin muttering “this means something” over and over while sculpting a mound of mash potatoes on your plate.

I hope this article is satirical, cause it’s blistering hot garbage.

Jason - seeing as this article is a few hours old, you probably won't see this, let alone respond to it, but I'm writing it anyway.