On the street, this all means 0. Nada.

/kneels downs

Because planetary automatics can be made to shift almost as fast as a dual clutch, but when you just want to cruise in the car they don't behave stupidly. Ever drive a dual clutch in bumper to bumper traffic?

It only blew up because the tread seperated

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a doge driving a dodge

Am I doing this right?

My cat and I made the same face every time the engine noise was highlighted.

I'm sure the Jalop cross-post (how I got here) is about to unleash hell on you.

I had to settle for the entry level compact jaguar. But it's in black so that's cool...

I would totally go to that owner's meet. Much better than the demographics of car meets for some other cars.

Because an imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Keep that up, Camaro....we know you need something to chase...

Why did they use a bunch of F1 sounds

I want to date the " chick" that picks me up in one

If any car were to become self aware and go on an evil rampage, it'd be that one.