These are the kind of willfully ignorant whackholes he feeds into. He deserves them.

That's for the benefit of any audio recording, but basically it's the equivalent of "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself"

You can't be expecting people to understand the definitions of the words and phrases they throw around every day.

"Just remember, Rick" he says to himself, "you're going to make SO MUCH MONEY on your next book deal."

Why is the Congress rolling over and lettin' this Communist dictator destroy my country?

Apparently;

On Twitter this person says he is Martese Johnson's roommate and that it was in fact Martese's real I.D. that he presented.

Gigantic truth bomb here, and one of the better work-related pieces I've ever seen on Lifehacker.

As someone who works in HR, I will confirm everything he said about HR. We're not here for you, Mr. Employee. If we can do something to help you that is not detrimental to the company, then we will. But if something benefits you that hurts the company, forget about it!

Please note, on page 14 of the embedded PDF, the person from Utah who included the full lyrics to both "Get Ur Freak On" and "Work It" to demonstrate how indecent the songs are.

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

Class is such a dog whistle. Maybe pick a new world to describe what you dislike about her bc class gets thrown at BW a lot.

The same thing happened to me in a white, affluent St. Louis suburb.

You actually can't be racist if you:

Although tangential to your joke: It's Harvard. They're all fucking named Tyler.

I am Tyler's passive-aggressive email.

[Redacted] Durden

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

evidently, you had no party to go to last night, and unfortunately, will have even less in the future.