Wear ear buds. "I'm reading, have a good day."

My mom claimed my sister and I used to throw her cycle off.

A guy who doesn't take snowballs doesn't get the opportunity.

This does happen to some people. They get the runs.

I like junk in jeans, not jeggings!

I completely ignored USA Today which thinks that every movie is mesmerizing.

My parents' garden hose is the best water on Earth!

I do. I hate books covers marketed towards a bizarre concept of women.

They were wrong on Prince!

Oatmeal...try Kashi Flax clusters. They'll leave your SO with 3rd degree burns.

Do you remember Jump the Shark? That post about Cosby dragged Olivia so badly it had me in tears.

No fucking way Oliver-ette is 27. Somebody lied!

I remember how they drilled that campus police number into our heads.

I wish I could move this up top. SHC don't even have rape kits or the expertise to perform the exam.

I agree. These women are still very, very privileged with voices that get heard.

There won't be a hospital visit and a rape kit with YPD. College PDs handle it "administratively".

I know someone who dropped out due to rape. I hope she's ok.

That's not true. That's standard university procedure to not scare parent$.

Or they want siblings close in age.

I love Jack and the WS. I really do.