They are both manipulative. I say this as someone who has depression and has had suicidal thoughts. People who are suicidal do, they don't talk. Sick people can be fucking assholes.

I bought this for the cover alone.

(1) I'm black and I basically agree with you. I don't want white people touching me.

Belgium?

I used to clean shave my ex!!

Did your ancestors stand on auction blocks while buyers grabbed their genitalia and checked their teeth?

I'm going to get knocked up just to take funny pictures.

I've said this before: Gawker with a pussy.

I was bumping the Beautiful People the other day. Now I feel like shit.

We know she is MJs daughter and I get our fascination with him. Obviously his death was going to shake his family. I didn't think it would be this bad.

Say what?

Ha! I'm black and have all of my skirts/dresses hemmed at an angle to accommodate my shelf-butt.

Yep. I like hidden placket shirts. They're not a panacea, but they help.

Thanks for saving me a google search.

My mom has highwaters too. I will not give in!

I'm a vocal sailor and I wouldn't give that kid a thing.

I'll be a shitty parent, cause I'd just laugh.

Why? She chose to procreate with him. If she wanted to have a baby, she could have used an anon donor or suckered another dumb athlete.

I get that those are a different dynamic.

I took exams (that I could not reschedule) over going to my grandmother's service.