Yes. Buy more sheets.

My sister uses vinegar to clean everything. Her BF says she uses it too much (English is his second language). I think he means, "she needs to use something else."

There is something so 19th century about their desire to conquer the waves and destroy an inconvenient species.

gracalash!

Do you think these two criminals are even remotely similar?

Your talking as if this guy isn't MRA.

Aren't they engaged now? It's time to move on. His wife did.

A penis.

Grower!

<i>I have been debating with my co workers on who would win in a fist fight</i>

I'm going to commit to doing the Silmarillion on down! I posted it here, so now I'm in.

I really, really need to reread this.

She has a daughter...presumably with her kidnapper. I assume that was her first concern.

At this point, does HE want to have ribs with anyone?

911 dispatchers can - and often are - nasty, dismissive assholes.

I believe it. He could have been as drunk as COAHTR and I still would have hit that like the wrath of gawd.

That's kind of you. How unpleasant that clients have to offset the atmosphere so that others can enjoy the benefits.

My chest is hurting 'cause of the laughs.

Is it really worth it to you? If it's taking you back to middle school why bother?

It was "tough titty said the kitty" in my household.