And you are better for it...hence your hilarious name.

I'm a June and have tons of summer birthday friends. I think there is a spike in July births.

I have friends whose parents laid their marriage/connection on them. It's cruel and lazy.

Not cynical. You understand media, marketing and greed.

Exactly. He just doesn't want people going in on HIM.

The sad thing is he won't be the one to reap what he has sown. The kid will. Either personally or via criticism of his father.

Or seams and without big white Seinfeldian sneakers.

Adidas really hates basketball.

CANCER

I don't ever want to be in a relationship in which the shared genetic material bots are the only thing we have in common.

The cult of upper-middle class white motherhood is fierce.

I'm glad my mom had a life outside of us. It made me respect her.

Yep.

Kid comes first if there is danger between other parent and kid.

Office Space accurately depicted the first job I had after college. Our TPS was the "branch analysis". Our fax was the one in the movie.

A house where the outdoors are in is my absolute fantasy. She never has to leave...ever.

There is a task I have been working on this week that has driven me up a wall.

Seventeen, Margaret, Sally J. Freedman were my favorites!!!!

I was so confused about the belt thing!! haha!

Nuance!! Thank you!