So, basically, Anne Heche is so boring we're commenting about someone else? Okay.

wait. hold on. i've always heard that the 4 major sports in the US are the NHL, NFL, MLB, and NBA and then soccer and racing and college sports make up the second tier. when did soccer—in the US, of all places—get promoted to being a major sport?

What did Amanda Bynes comment even mean? After "no one wants to be your lover" it just kind of dissolved into a word salad.

I'm sure the dead girl's parents will be relieved to know that.

The Simmons hate on this site is hilarious. Deadspin writers get pissed because Simmons does what they try to do, but he's funnier and smarter, and he writes actual articles rather than just lazily popping some shitty gif up online and saying "discuss." Probably 95% of Deadspin's readers are also Grantland/Simmons…

I think true love is having a partner that knows what your passions in life are and works to support them.

Yup, Gawker Syndrome would consists of brash hypocrisy in pursuit of pageviews.

Deadspin also always seems to link (with praise) to Sports on Earth (Will Leitch's new website), which is an inferior copycat version of Grantland. Keep trying, Deadspin. You're an absolutely wonderful website, but this is just embarrassing.

I'm no fan of Bill Simmons. But isn't Deadspin doing the same thing as Bill? That is, identifying a trope and calling it out to build their brand as the edgy guys/gals who call out tropes even (especially?) when they aren't accepted by the mainstream.

So, Simmons repeated something he had said before and you wrote a thousand words about it. Can we call this a Wannabe Sports Writer Syndrome?

I have no idea what Chris Christie sounds like but everytime I see him I think of Jeff from Curb...

And a heavier Bill Mahr.

I never want it to leave my head. There are worse things than having a cute song about cookies get stuck in your head.

Unorthodox, and maybe a few steps down the path to conflict of interest, but I'm ok with. CHB is such a god damned hack that I wish everyone had a high-profile forum to decry his verbal diarrhea. I'm a Red Sox fan, but I absolutely loathe the Boston media and its love of throwing anyone and everyone under the bus.

That's the tracking device Kris Jenner has for the Kardashian Klan. Kourtney's was more visible as an anklet bracelet in the post from a couple of days ago.

Even Bracli itself has been around for quite a while.

The first pearl thongs I ever bought (about ten years ago) went right up there in front, so I'm not sure why this would be considered new. The styles modeled look exactly the same.

This isn't new at all... Even in the exact same SATC episode Dodai mentions, Samantha orgasms from running up the stairs and has to take the pearl thong off because it's TOO stimulating. Definitely not news.

From the looks of this panel, I'll assume the organizer just opened the phonebook and started randomly inviting people to appear. In hindsight, it's a nice gesture, since it gives A.J. something to sit on.

Here's the Marc Savard hit from Matt Cooke that he is referring to. It has effectively ended Savard's career.