Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Nothing weird about the Deadspin post about autoplaying videos dissapearing.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

The vindication of Washington sports fans.

It’s not like this is the first time American Assholes overplayed their hand...

Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

I’m impressed that Russel Wilson is being this aggressive early since history shows that he’s usually super-late to score.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.

Kinda feels like they’ve never seen a woman before. 

This review was much better than the linked video. 

If you haven’t owned one, I know you won’t understand, but these cars are in a category that really only belongs to... well, people who love cars.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

I mean, if your vehicle hits something while you’re using that feature, I’m going to hold you accountable.

Man...as an adjuster I can’t wait to hold some smug Model 3 summoning douche at fault for damage to property.

Hell YEAH!  Spruance Sailors know how its done.  I got to take the helm of the USS Cushing for about 10 minutes.  Then realized why I was happy to work in an air conditioned space.