LOL. My favorite part is the ump still wiping away at his wound well after the glove had “hit” him while explaining to whoever would listen why he ran Braxton. When these umps all get get replaced by Alexas or whatever, they will have a welcome home with the NYPD. 

I hope to see some clever gifs with different things thrown at this ump over the coming weeks.

Sir, this is an Arby's

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Pour out a quart of 5W40 on your driveways in honor of the man who lead one of the greatest expansions in Automotive history. Without him we wouldn’t have the: V10 TDi, VR6, W8, W12, or W16.

Dude literally is the son of an immigrant. He was born a citizen just because of birthright citizenship. No one calls him on that bullshit.

Watch the next one be a re-badged BMW X7

if you know, you know re: the LC. I would buy one in a heartbeat if i had the cash. 

Just got to your first duty station, I see.

No kidding. Avg car payment: let’s low ball and say $310.

Dodge also gives financing to anyone who can fog a mirror.

I’ve seen it IRL. Based on the condition and lack of registration, my offer is $2500.00

But that’s a boat, not a ship. 

I used to work at a children’s hospital. A patient my team was involved with was a little girl that was in a somewhat survivable head on collision if not for the fact a roof rack full of stuff came through the windscreen and killed her mum and uncle. She sat in the back seat with mum and uncle dead in front of her for…

Possession is nine tenths the law

“I’ll give you a goddamn crick in your goddamn neck . . .”

That’s true, but also way more nuanced than most Hollywood producers are going to get.

“For comic book fans, the idea that superheroes might not be paragons of virtue hasn’t been novel since 1986, when Frank Miller’s scripts for The Dark Knight Returns deconstructed Batman and Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons’ Watchmen created a superhero universe populated by deeply flawed humans (powers notwithstanding).”

Feels like high-end hotels charging for wifi when every crappy value hotel includes it free.

People think she can’t be racist because she’s Chinese? Tell that to the Chinese government locking up Uyghurs.