My first thought.. “somebody made a small sketchy wheeled thing go far faster than it should? Must be Colin Furze”
*sees top photo with people wearing safety gear*
“Never mind, guess it’s someone else.”

That’s a safety tie.

“And I’ll take $100k and you’ll never hear from me again”?

can’t surgically alter a personality or misogyny though. so, the problem for these dudes will remain.

When Tiger Woods won last month at Augusta, all the talking heads were saying it was the “greatest comeback in the history of sports”. The first I thought of was Niki. It will be a very long time if ever before we see someone go from last rights to the grid in six weeks to World Champion in a year.  Heroic stuff.

God this is so eerily similar to what happened to me, same injury, generally same set of circumstances (had been drinking but not overly so), same general consequence. Thank you for sharing this experience. It brings me back to that scary time but it’s also oddly cathartic for someone to go through something so…

WIFE: Do you want the windows open?
ME: Nah, I’m fine.
WIFE: Okay I’ll open the windows a little.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Oh my fucking god, Drew! I’m so sorry that you went through that and I’m so fucking happy you’re alive! To share I went through something milder than that last year. I had 3-4 episodes where I was shaking badly. One time when I was going to work and it was so bad I couldn’t put the lid on my coffee; a stranger had to…

“It’s Barcelona... they’re artistic or something...”

Let the boy drive the car, you cowards.

Ah yes, the old “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article. Creative stuff. Do we really need more of these?

I’m here to tell you that Hummer was good, and America should forgive it.

I heard there’s a sail at Ethan Allen’s. Everything's half life.

Where I’m at in North Georgia, you’d be hard pressed to find a neighborhood in any semi-populated area that doesn’t have one.

If you like cars, don’t live in an HOA.

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

Thank you for your service. 

What. The. Fuck.