So many of the icons of my youth are passing, but this one hit harder than most. I’m a 40 year old man, openly crying at his desk. Rest in peace, and thank you.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

*checks with toddler*

Alright, so I have given this a lot of thought. And this is the only logical way it could end.

“Someone has got to come up with a solution.”

What’s funny about this comment is that there’s like 10,000 guys walking around Winterfell right now with their dick and balls less than 100% in tact.

At least they died doing what they loved: trying not to die.

This is exactly why I’ve long worried that putting the most vulnerable women and children in the crypts of Winterfell, where they’ll be surrounded by the dead bodies of their loved ones like Ned Stark “to keep them safe,” miiiiight not be the greatest idea ever.

I thought that soup scene had one purpose: to let the viewer know that all the non-fighters are going into the crypt ... when there is a guy marching on Winterfell who can raise the dead as his own personal army.

I thought Davos serving soup was sweet, and the child with the burn on her face reminding him of Shireen may have been saccharine, but it worked for me.

By “adult nerds” do you mean people who like enjoyable movies you insufferable twatwaffle?

Did you notice the $6.99 price before you commented?

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

Matthew recommended she see Lions doctors

I hate to repeat myself but I’m going to go ahead and copy/paste this here:

It’s a perfectly crommulent word.

“Trust me, you’re better off not knowing.”

Nothing is more irritating than a smug idiot who thinks they’re clever. Go do your fucking job (whatever that is) instead of wasting time with your March madness bullshit.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.