Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.

I have questions.

Rudder comes stuck hard to port.

Because its been called that since 1970.

Congrats to all the folks who decided today would be the day to replenish their 6-month stock of prosciutto.

10k won’t buy much light fun sports car, but it’ll buy an insanely fast duke 790.

WA quietly legalized it in the last few years, however you can only do it under very specific circumstances. I have yet to partake because there are a LOT of road rage-prone individuals here who take it very personally when someone moves ahead of them on their commute. Almost all of them don’t know what lane splitting…

Auto Industry: Your cars aren’t safe. We need to make them bigger, uglier, heavier, more automated, more complicated, and less fun.

America: K. *buys motorcycles*

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

It’s weird how easily Republicans go from “Lincoln was a Republican!” to honouring the men who declared war against him.

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

Buried the lede & missed the point by a mile. This is NOT about Bezos’s excruciatingly-sweet love texts— this is about Donald Trump using his National Enquirer to publicly embarrass his financial nemesis.

Yes, “fantasy” is terrible. We should only make films about doing taxes.

This was a lot of words to say that you want clicks for being contrary.

If you don’t like a film genre, let me give you some advice, watch something else.

[10 second sigh]

Its easy to MAKE money on a Toyota truck as well. They go for a $4-5k premium over mainlander pricing. It only costs like $1,500-2k to ship from LA port. I dont know why more people dont make this a business.....

Came here to say the same thing.  You’ll at least look like a local on day one

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

In the early aughts, I was a freelance journalist in a major US city. The Church of Scientology had just set up it’s “learning centers” in low-income areas where they’d indoctrinate immigrant kids and then rope in the parents. I decided to do an investigative story about this, and it was to run in a two-part series in…