My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

Played with and against Tim in rec leagues wayyyy back in the day. Amazing dude, and he had the best hands. Super heavy shot from what looked to be a slow swing. He just always pured it. Anyways, I don’t know why I am giving a scouting report, just trying to delay crying...

May 2018, last Demon produced. June 2018. Announcement that 2019 Hellcat Challenger will come with 808hp, standard.

Respectfully disagree. Edd is fantastic, but he isn’t a driver so much as he is a wrench.

“Give me a brisk late September or give me death!”

I walked away pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the movie. It’s definitely a solid entry to the franchise.

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.

More than half of all MLB franchises are run by idiots. Would you say the M’s leadership is significantly worse than the Reds, or the Padres, or the Marlins, or the Orioles? Yet all of those teams have been to the playoffs more recently. At some point you have to admit that bad luck is playing a part, too.

Joke’s on you, this whole city is an ancient native burial ground!

you know what, that’s isn’t going to be an issue in Seattle for a while. First, Safeco Field was built really well for long term use. It’s in a great location too. Second, the city is more concerned about getting a NBA and/or NHL team right now. Finally, there are so many transplants to Seattle who don’t care about…

“You got me?!? Who’s got you?!?”

You must not have Drax’s quick reflexes to catch he joke before it goes over your head.

How many references does Gammons make to samurai or bushidō (the samurai code)?

Also worth mentioning that the blue jays actively tried (and succeeded) to get him ineligible for college baseball when he refused to sign with them.

you buried the lede, which is that the mariners managed to score as well

the most shocking thing about this story is that the mariners didn’t lose despite their pitching throwing a no hitter.

This gets perma-saved on the TiVo with Felix’s perfect game.

I will die before I see the Mariners in a World Series.