Two massive cheaters, not in the Hall of Fame. [Sarcastic font on] What a shame! [sarcastic font off].

Im surprised some anti-whaling groups has not responded with improvised torpedoes or sea mines.

There’s no argument: he’s the best DH of all time.

Or, just get over it you old clods and put arguably the best DH of all time in the HOF.

Counter-counterpoint: Nah. Edgar’s a stone-cold HOFer.

Did somebody say, “Killer body shots?!”

“See? Some of them are good people”

1-800-273-TALK

Stop saying, “full stop,” Adam Savage. A period ends a sentence. We get it.

I know there are some people that feel like any situation is worth joking about.

It’s an obvious tell that he’s one pound shy of the number that would classify him as obese according to the chart. I’m confident that they shaved the number down from whatever it is to 239.

He probably has no muscles under his flab because he’s elderly and very sedentary. Dude needs to start walking the course. Given the amount of golf that fucker plays, he should be in shape in no time.

How much money is she borrowing to be Educated but basically the same stupid at the end of the day?

I’ll buy that he might be 6'3", but there’s no way he’s under 270. I’m 4 inches shorter and supposedly 30 lbs heavier, and I don’t look as blown out and flabby as the president, and I’m flabby as fuck! You put that fucker on a scale on national TV and maybe I’ll believe it.

This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

“Easily one of the top ten swamp cities in Northeast Florida”

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew