I don't disagree with this, but I also don't for a second believe that Gawker put "Porn Star" in its headline because it wanted to desensationalize the term.

Seriously. I see absolutely no reason for anyone to even mention what she did for a living because it should have absolutely no bearing on what happened to her.

Oh my god, that dude would live naked if he could. Not in an exhibitionist kind of way, he's just that comfortable with himself. It's not like he has some crazy (traditionally) hot body - he has what he calls a "fanny pack" little belly jiggle, which is adorable.

I just watched the video again tonight and once again laughed so hard I started choking. My boyfriend was like, "You should share the video! There's no technical nudity! It'll go viral!" NOPE.

I really enjoy tricking people into eating spam. It's so good. Spam & Eggs or Spam & Rice forever. Also, I once went on a long winter camping trip, and people all brought bacon and things bc you could keep it in the snow. One kid got evacuated bc he got really sick, and his mates took all his bacon and steak, but…

It's like having the ultimate Mean Girl whispering in your ear all the time telling you you're worthless, that the world would be better off without you. But it lies. It lies more than any politician ever could. Depression is a fucking asshole.

I fucking hate depression. I hate it.

I love those kinds of stories. About a week ago, my boyfriend posted a super cute video of our cat chilling in the sink to Facebook. The only problem was that there was a mirror right behind the sink, and my boyfriend had just gotten out of the shower, so he was naked. And facing the mirror. He tagged me in it and I…

"It was one of those where as soon as he thought about it he would start laughing and be unable to talk."

I'm kind of ashamed to admit that I have no idea what gravlax is and for a moment thought it was a Pokemon.

I see what you're saying. It was sort of like a popularity contest where only those that fit in could enter.

I agree, I was always in the grey and didn't feel like I could have a word in edgewise.

I really disliked the grays. I never commented when they were active because my comments were always grayed out. I didn't write anything important enough to be starred, I guess, and I had little incentive to try harder as it seemed like no matter WHAT I wrote, from short one-liners to long, carefully thought out…

Potato Wedges?? Its the only thing I really eat from there anymore. The chicken tastes like regret. My regret, to be specific.

KFC Customer Apologizes for "Stealing" Piece of "Chicken"

I sold my car to make a downpayment on a house. I delivered the car, filled out forms and took a bus home. I had $8000.00 in cash on me. I have never sweated out a 20 minute bus ride like that. Every other passenger looked like Willie Sutton to me

Go Home, baby giraffe. You're drunk.

I found one, it was under the fridge. I washed the dirt off for you.

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Ruin the countries economic system, force people into homelessness... No jail.

Hide a major defect in your car, killing people as a result... no jail.

Sell the people who collapsed the economy and covered up murder cars... 10 years in jail.

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