the food feeling schmancy and light, molecular yet comfortable.

"Hmmmm....that is an interesting opening sentence"

Henceforth, losing one's anal virginity shall be known as popping the Mascherano cherry.

Well, if they have to remove the hair from the injured area to apply the bandage, at least he is in the right place.

A torn anus after an encounter with the Dutch? Sounds like the plot of the Amsterdam scenes in Eurotrip.

True. True. It's definitely like "Chicago" without the horn section. (Sorry for the dated, kinda dorky reference. I feel like saying "The Rolling Stones without Mick Jagger" goes too far, so I picked a slightly less important element of a larger band.)

"'I tore the anus that move. So the pain '

Thanks. You've done a fine job being reasonable and measured yourself. Chalk it up to trolls who suck at Schadenfreude.

"Brasileiro não gosta de MMA, gosta de campeão". I think that was the saying. Anyway, it's almost the same thing lol

That was a very interesting piece, I was curious as to what your final assessment of what happened yesterday would be. There's more to the story though, if you look at the whole background of how CBF works and how sloppily this team was put together. There are also glaring differences between the work done by Germany…

I enjoyed the piece. I admit I'll have to take your your word for it that the Selecao weren't adjusting or marking as well as they were with Thiago in the mix - I'm not a soccer savant - but, if true, it's a very simple, Ocham's-Razor-ish breakdown of, well, a magnificent breakdown. You are spot on that writers (and…

There is a saying going around since last year, if I remember correctly, that is "brazilians don't love sports, they love winners". In my opinion it doesn't make much sense, but hey, it might explains what's happening now...

Jesus, electronic goods in general are not cheap in Brazil, I doubt he felt good about that once he sobered up.

Nothing is worse than having to explain as well- and thoroughly-argued a piece as this to some dingus who's pretending not to get it, but: Brazil lost because they made soccer mistakes they wouldn't ordinarily make, because the guys they've trained for countless hours to depend upon weren't there to be depended upon,…

Do you think even a national American-rules football team would connect with most people the way the Brazilian team connects with its population? I don't. Football is a popular sport, but I'll bet that at least 50% of the people I know have basically zero concept of what's going on, let alone any sort of rooting…

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Completely understandable. The TV is an inanimate object which reminded this particular fan of Fred's performance during the World Cup.

EW GROSS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER