Don't be silly, you are definitely worth someone's time. You sound lovely. Her cheating wasn't about you, it's about her. She sounds like a selfish person.

The weirder part of the story is that your gf invite her alleged best friend to have a threesome. Best friends don't have threesomes together, or they shouldn't anyway.

I would thread carefully. Your soon to be wife would likely be destroyed (I know I would) if she were to even learn about the conversation that happened between you two. Good luck.

wutttt? Elaborate. Why did you fake your death?!

Awkward. Hopefully the "bro dates" have come to an end.

This is... I don't even... just brilliant.

THAT creeped you out? I'm creeped out by this idiotic woman trying to use her sexuality to get out of trouble. She is pathetic and it made me sad.

Did Emily give you some harsh advice?

NO WAY! Please tell me you are one of the incestuous twins?!

I laughed. That was good.

Wanting to have a "cool" wedding date. Really? REALLY? I cannot understand giving a shit about this.

best story, hands down. I am DYING. hahahhahahaha

I agree. I think it's a myth that men don't like successful women, because it literally makes no sense.

Why? Men don't like women who buy apartments?

do they hate each other now I wonder?

CLEVELAND 7. Best thing I heard all day. Thanks for the laughs.

wtf? not even the shorties get relief. We cannot possibly make ourselves grow inches.

OMGGGG. I enjoy your stories, any more???!

"I suppose i could have tried the Free Stuff section of Craigslist."

Nothing that I said reflects xenophobia. I only called you a piece of shit, which was rude yeah; but your subsequent replies were just as rude. You are the one judging a country of 200 million and referring to Brazilians as "you people", and insulting me because of my ethnicity, are you kidding me? I apologize for…