hm? Be sure to taste test metal-board aged cheese and report back.

pleaseeeeee, don't say veins and cheese in the same sentence.

Ironman

Croatia should be happy to have Marcelo as a member of their team.

Fifa owns all the pixels

Is this what we have come down to?

Just kidding, I'm judging you for being a preachy b*tch, not for your grammar.

How is it up there? ...on top of that really high horse you are sitting on.

Of course not. Not nearly as interesting as judging her endlessly for a small mistake.

whatever, they were assholes.

I agree with almost everything that you said - BUT - what has JLO done to deserve "JLO level service" other than paying money for something, which you have already stated doesn't entitle you to such level of treatment?

My point is, be consistent.

We're done here. You've said it all. Bravo.

hm, I feel like one can do much worse than TN as far as american states go.

I think this gif is the single best thing I've ever seen on Jezebel.

what a tragic story.

I am actually shocked to find out that people haven't been eating "good" bread in toast form all of this time. WTF y'all? I guess I too, have been eating "artisanal" toast since way before it was cool.

we've lost her forever.

Why don't we let Asian's decide if they are offended? Being offended by proxy is just.. no. Just take a deep breath and sip on your kombuchas or something.

nope, he is also mute.