when do you go to work? If I did all of these things in the morning I would get to work at around noon.

fuck, this gif is pure brilliance.

I say - Bored White People: Ruining America one Wedding at a Time.

"Wouldn't be such a big deal if we weren't such assholes about our weddings."

gurl. you feisty.

What does that have to do with anything? The person in question is transgendered not a homosexual. Do you know the difference?

That is a such a good point. It only helps to demoralize and "diminish" people that work in the field.

but but... job creators, bootstraps, or something.

"the people who pay with a credit card, try to return for cash back, and then re-buy at a discounted price"

Serious question: what's the problem with paying with a card and returning for cash back? I've never done this, but why is it wrong? I can't think of why it would be, that's why I'm asking. Genuine question.

i was waiting for a mention of cake farts.

Gorgeous picture! Is that chicago?

I don't know what I love most. Your house, or your dogs.

because that's literally what america is: a landmass of freaking uncoordinated toddlers.

Don't be silly! They do it silently!

hm.. don't follow jezebel on facebook? it's easy enough.

OMG! Yeah, that's crazy, for 39 bucks I would expect nothing more but some truffle oil sprinkled in there with some lobster chunks. That's funny. But did they actually flip the fuck out and like not want to eat the food at all? That's nuts.

awww poor girl, she must have been terrified. Good for you for being cool (literally) about it.

My favorite fact about myself is also one of my least favorite facts about myself. I'm too transparent, which means I come across as either relatable/honest or an asshole.

shocked. I am just speechless. Did this fucking assholes ever say anything to you after becoming official with this girl? Wow, seriously, some people. Sorry, you had to go through that. Sounds rough.

Oh you are right. Religion has definitely not caused a number a human-caused atrocities in the past. Inquisition? What is that?!
Yeah, religion is totally not used as a mean of control in islamic perpetrated terrorism, nope. Those people just choose to become suicide bombers because of "geopolitical issues" as you…