OMG.

hahahahah I like that they have their little inside joke now.

thank you for being a clean person and managing your store properly. This thread is making me never want to eat at a restaurant again. =(

omg!!!!!! even if it's like whole foods or something? I'm so grossed out.

wtf? GLASS? that could have killed her. I would have demanded it be comped. That's absurd.

You kidding? They should have comped the whole damn thing!!! A COCKROACH RAN OUT OF SOMEONE'S SALAD. WTF?!?!?!?! I am nauseated just typing this out. You are being way too lenient.

you are a better woman than I.

I think the real question is, why were you eating hashbrowns at a fish and chip shop? If you weren't at a fish and chip shop, why does a place that presumably serves breakfast food has a wooden fork in their establishment? Color me confused.

oh I get you, and agree.

But that's pretty much what Dodai said, I didn't take her piece as a criticism at all.

YOU ARE A MISTER? I HAVE BEEN READING THESE WITH A FEMALE VOICE IN MY HEAD ALL ALONG. My life has been a lie.

Ok! Sorry I missed it. :( I have learned my lesson never to question Ms. Pinkham, the queen of kitchenette. (just kidding!!)

American Cheese?!

I can't even bring myself to try it. Sounds like I'm not missing a thing. Looks disgusting. ewewewew.

crab? in mac and cheese?????! That sounds vile. Please elaborate.

I love you, but I've had amazing bacon wrapped scallops that were pretty big scallops. Funnily enough it was in chicago at girl and the goat. I hadn't had a good scallop until I had that scallop. it was SO GOOD.

I lol'ed

Tell me what drug you are on. Because I want to be on it too.

go away you incoherent troll.

sperm omelette? not clicking on that, gross. wtf you trying to do???