When my pooch was a puppy she would get the crap kicked out of her by the other dogs at the dog park. After a while, she’d try and hide between my legs. After a few months, she is the one harassing the newbies. She even growled and bared her teeth at the dog park bully who would bark at her and make her cower. Now the…

Bill Gates had the vaccine ready to go,with its tracking/mind control chip,before he started spreading this fake virus with 5G.

Pretty amazing how quickly and easily good things can happen when important people decide they want them to. There’s a lesson in there, somewhere.

I’m definitely voting for satire, but perhaps a bit too subtle. The Reality Distortion Field can’t be that strong, can it?

Congratulations, Apple! It only took you 13 years to make the phone customizable! 

This has to be satire.

Shouldn’t this article be about how iOS users can make their iPhone look like an Android? Maybe it is just me but this article comes across like “oh look at what iPhone can do, and Android can imitate it” as if Android couldn’t do this all along.

Here’s a crazy idea:

Let your developers work at a reasonable pace and set your release windows to actual, realistic time-lines in the first place and then you don’t have to push shit back a million times because your project managers can’t seem to figure out how time works. Tell marketing to shut the fuck up and not…

And please, for the love of all that is good, if you drive an RV, stay out of the left lane.

I take things like my ISP and storage as fixed costs. You’ll need to download most games to the drive anyway, regardless of which console you get. So I don’t consider those as a weighing factor in digital vs. disc versions of the consoles.

That’s okay. You’ve got Android 11 which brings one-time permissions, smart home controls, screen recorder, disable auto-connect and keyboard auto-fill along with the obligatory comment that iOS has had all of those for years.

Looking forward to my inevitable purchase of a PS5 God Of War Ragnarok bundle next Christmas. Think I'll be fine till then. 

Honestly, these days it doesn’t matter very much. If you are in a major that doesn’t require specialized software or technical notation, Google Docs or Office 365 Web Apps are probably good enough. Even if your major is full of mathematics, Microsoft Word is competent in handling technical notation. Word has made vast…

That’s where telephone poles come from, right?

I traded my Fortnite phone for someone who had a flappybird phone. Sucker born every minute.

You should not feel bad about not feeling bad for these people.

This is, honestly, the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while... and it’s going to be very hard to feel bad for the people dumb enough to fall for this.  Mostly because they’ve clearly got $1,000 to throw away during a pandemic.

Full disclosure: I was 19/20 years old when Mulan came out. It has long been one of my favorite Disney flicks. I just re-watched it this past weekend, it is still awesome!

The only sentence in this whole story that anybody should pay any attention to is the last one.

Same. Was hoping for a dark mode more on the app than the desktop version anyways. I hope that’s in the works.