I’m married (hopefully soon divorced) to an actual Karen, who is a Becky. How about that?

Even Lego can’t get me to watch a “realty show,” because those shows are terrible.

Just did this at work, and got a nice picture of an eagle over my co-worker’s head. Yay fun!

Most keyboards will have a button you can long press to activate a microphone if you want to dictate your SMS messages. Sure, you could use Assistant, but it’s also built into the keyboards. Android needs permission to use the microphone in case anyone wants to use this option.  Also, look for a “Don’t ask again”…

I loved my Zune, and have no problem telling people. I had the 128 GB model, and would put it up against any iPod ever. Fantastic piece of hardware, and durable as hell.

Rhapsody was the first. I had a subscription in 2010, $14.99/mo. At the time, I think it offered 25 - 30 million songs. The interface was clean and usable. It was great at the time, but their marketing was pretty much non-existent, and, over ten years, they’ve been surpassed by bigger and better services.

Everything you’ve written could be said about any of the big music streaming services.  Hell, Spotify wasn’t even the first first.

I know this list is subjective, but, c’mon man, you left out The Rocketeer.

This is a perfect place to promote my work-wife’s podcast. Music by ladies. All ladies, all the time. http://rubyfruitradio.com/

I use Podcast Addict.  It’s great.

Well, if Hamas and Hezbollah say it then it must be true. They seem like such good meaning, trustworthy groups.

I’ve been told by Amazon customer service that the 2 days starts when the package leaves the fulfillment warehouse, not when you order the item.

That’s how I feel about people with nose rings. I understand you’re trying to keep your individuality before becoming a cog in the wheel of adulthood, but I don’t care if you went to M.I.T. and Harvard Med, I can’t hear you over how distracting your nose ring is.

When I’m asked about my preferences, I say the same thing about Apple vs. PC and iOS vs. Android - they both do 98% of the same thing. The other 2%, you’ll have to buy and/or download an app. So, it comes down to which UI you like better, and which walled garden you want to be behind.

Add at least another two minutes for your dogs jumping on the bed.

Yeah... I just spent $50 on Hellboy.

Yeah... I just spent $50 on Hellboy.

Jason Lawson needs to read the lyrics to “Born in the U.S.A..”

Nobody really collaborates in these open office plans. They only exist to shame you into staying off social networks and YouTube.

Yes, it can.

I haven’t been to Disney World in a loooong time, but here’s some advise I recently got from a parent who goes quite often. The best times to go are Superbowl weekend and the week after Thanksgiving.