No sirree, I don’t want my government getting in between me and my healthcare. I’m perfectly happy with a private corporation that has a clear profit incentive to deny me coverage.  

My wife, a fashion designer, has started to make her own clothes because she can’t find clothing designs that she actually likes. She just make a pair of wide leg pants in winter weight wool, with big ass pockets.

You read his story and think, “The Rat is us and we are the Rat.” Then you hear the Rat is dating Bella Hadid and will be one of the judges on The Masked Singer next season.

“Is there any chance these 2 aren’t fucking?”

It’s like hipster Quaker Oats guy hat.

Those goats look a hell of a lot like sheep.

Lady Gaga looks fucking stunning, but I kinda miss her wacky meat dress days. She could at least come in on a litter!

You knew your take was shitty, and that this wasn’t the place for it, and you decided to put it out there anyway. You’re an asshole.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

“It’s a bold move, aiming a movie at an audience that generally only consumes this type of entertainment hungover and in sweatpants.”

May I introduce you to a show called Whiskey Cavalier?

I agree. I really think she’s doing a great job and she’s one of the best things about the series. I was very surprised to hear Noel Murray’s take on her performance. I don’t think she’s speaking with a “Southern accent” to my ears but more of a sort of unspecified rural and period accent. Meanwhile the character is…

I like Eisley very much so far. I think she’s projected an air of justified confusion, especially in this episode where she is rightfully confused about everything, but has a relatively commanding presence. Her delivery doesn’t come across from someone too “green” or stilted, she’s made me believe in the character.…

I get it. Despite being full blooded Mexican in a heavily Latino SoCal town, my dialect is supremely flat to the point it’s almost like Dave Chappelle’s White Man voice because that’s how my parents (neither of whom are Spanish speakers, nor am I) speak. When I visited England, I blew the mind of a couple of folks I…

I think the idea is that she has a Southern accent because her mother spoke with one. Many people tend to speak like the people they grow up with, and the photos shown at the end of the first episode showed Jimmy Lee Faison (Fauna Hodel’s adoptive mother) in the 1940's and stated that she was from Mississippi. 

Hmm of all the things he said, “these are lies”, does not appear. He can fuck the fuck off, but I hope he does sue so then he’ll have to undergo discovery.

R. Kelly can go fuck himself. I hope he will finally receive the punishment he deserves.

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com. 

It’s a miscavige of justice!