I must be officially an old because reading that first paragraph was such a weird flashback to skipping the first chapter of each of the BSC and Sleepover Friends books. Duh, I KNOW THIS PART ALREADY.

Here it is now where's my money

Taint shaving in public? (Or in a locker room where other people use their eyes?)

I also had an LA Equinox experience with one woman on one side of me washing her sandals in the sink (the sandals smelled like... maybe she was slowly turning into a zombie because her feet were giving off the odor of death rot) and a woman doing some DIY hair-relaxer stuff on the other side. The combination of smells…

I once saw a girl at Crunch in Union Square (NYC) who had some kind of giant rash on her ass. Like, it didn't look like acne, but rather like a really severe rash. She proceeded to walk around the locker room naked and sit, bare-assed, on no less than four different surfaces. Equinox made her infect it?

I just came from my neighbourhood gym after an evening workout and - with the toilet door wide open - one lady was sitting in the bog changing her sanitary items WHILE having a conversation with her friend around the corner in the dressing room. Even for Sweden, it was a bit much.

You guys, all I care about now is people's crazy gym stories. Aaaand GO!

LOL OH MY GOD IT'S REAL.

Imma let you finish Callie but Nigella should be played by Rachel Weisz

Girl, how you ain't the hobbit again?

gwen did it better

Best guy man is better known as Sheriff Rick Grimes. Let's not stereotype him in this film. He's also annoying in a television show.

Anybody remember this show? I've always thought that she would end up in movies. Glad it happened.

Maybe she just doesn't like her trachea?

I was trying to figure out the word for this, but it was at the end of the day and couldn't remember the style! Ruched=Chewed. At least here :)

It's ruched.

Yeah, Rihanna? Well I once got a free sample of a new kind of panty liner in my mailbox and I was like "I am totally going to Tweet about this" and I did and everyone was like "whoa you are so lucky" and I was like "totally". So there.

Every time I hear about "Sound of Music Live! on NBC," I have to remind myself that it's a real thing that happened and not just a 30 Rock joke.

when you adopt from a shelter, it's not you picking a dog just because ”we had a boxer when i was 10” ... they pick you ... you walk in, they take one look at you, and using superior critter senses, they recognize that you are the one ... then they break out ”the look” that's meant only for you, and even though you…

My pound dog, Fred. No idea why someone would abandon him, but they did. Best $25 I ever spent. Here he is looking at a flower.