I also had an LA Equinox experience with one woman on one side of me washing her sandals in the sink (the sandals smelled like... maybe she was slowly turning into a zombie because her feet were giving off the odor of death rot) and a woman doing some DIY hair-relaxer stuff on the other side. The combination of smells…

I once saw a girl at Crunch in Union Square (NYC) who had some kind of giant rash on her ass. Like, it didn't look like acne, but rather like a really severe rash. She proceeded to walk around the locker room naked and sit, bare-assed, on no less than four different surfaces. Equinox made her infect it?

I just came from my neighbourhood gym after an evening workout and - with the toilet door wide open - one lady was sitting in the bog changing her sanitary items WHILE having a conversation with her friend around the corner in the dressing room. Even for Sweden, it was a bit much.

You guys, all I care about now is people's crazy gym stories. Aaaand GO!

LOL OH MY GOD IT'S REAL.

Imma let you finish Callie but Nigella should be played by Rachel Weisz

Girl, how you ain't the hobbit again?

gwen did it better

Best guy man is better known as Sheriff Rick Grimes. Let's not stereotype him in this film. He's also annoying in a television show.

Anybody remember this show? I've always thought that she would end up in movies. Glad it happened.

Maybe she just doesn't like her trachea?

I was trying to figure out the word for this, but it was at the end of the day and couldn't remember the style! Ruched=Chewed. At least here :)

It's ruched.

Yeah, Rihanna? Well I once got a free sample of a new kind of panty liner in my mailbox and I was like "I am totally going to Tweet about this" and I did and everyone was like "whoa you are so lucky" and I was like "totally". So there.

Every time I hear about "Sound of Music Live! on NBC," I have to remind myself that it's a real thing that happened and not just a 30 Rock joke.

I think I got you — a few people started following because of this post. SIGH.

I had a couple of folks in Groupthink ask me about this, so I hope it's ok I re-post; I originally submitted it here. I have edited it to include the various theories that we've come up with as explanations (below the original story).

I have the biggest soft spot for pitt babes. They are just some of the best, most amazingly loyal dogs I have ever met.

I'm pretty sure that's code for "Charlie really had no idea how rabid, pathetic and balls to the wall crazy 50 Shades fans actually are, that is, until an unidentified midwestern housewife accosted him in a Los Angeles drugstore, handcuffed herself to his ankle and begged him to spank her with a horse whip. Charlie…

I hear you & sympathize so much. I'm 42, and was laid off in March. It's the first time that I've ever been unemployed; I've been working steadily for 21 years, and am proud of my experience and achievements. I think it's also been an advantage to be thin, attractive and stylish. Despite all my qualifications, I was…