ORGAN MEATS

lol that headphone jack is gone bruh.

If you look through the window you can also see my pet rabbit.

I can’t decide if I want this to be relevant still or not.

Just saw this one today

The Saturn is perfect. The discontinuous lines, bits of trim that don’t quite fit, honestly sensible styling trying to fight through a mountain of plastic and a bad case of QC abandonment. It’s the car we deserve even now.

With regard to Bigfoot, Joe Rogan hit it pretty hard with some reasoning even cryptozoologists can’t fight.

A good steak and ale pie is less like how we expect pie and more like beef stew in a bread bowl.

I keep my science in a protective case in my coat pocket, like a gentleman.

Science denial is not a partisan concept. Look at the anti-gmo, anti-vaccination, wifi-allergy folks. Reaching across the aisle to sow loco in the fertile imaginations of the victims of our public education system.

The first rule of science is: There are no rules.

Your use of big words automatically and probably categorically disqualifies you as a suitably unbiased skeptic with regard to this study’s applicability to the layperson. The Ancient and Mystical Rites of Science therefore grant me the authority and obligation of sticking my tongue out at you and saying “nuh uh” in…

He looks straight into the camera and says, “Zombies aren’t real.” Then he laughs maniacally and points at the audience for the remainder of the episode.

New theory: maybe the title is like a metaphor for the whole thing. Everyone is already dead and the souls of everyone are in purgatory. Every time a character dies, they escape to another level of purgatory (the Lost universe or the GoT universe). The zombies are the souls of unbaptized babies.

At least that’s universal, everyone wants everyone’s computers full of malware.

I assume in the 21st they’re hooked up with Netflix and hoverboards and ecigs and everything else that I have no awareness of.

One way to look at it is that here is this fictional negative depiction of the very real highest political office. A wide population watching it in a country that probably doesn’t tolerate that sort of depiction of their own government, even as pure fantasy, could be enough to plant the seeds of wider critical thought…

In case anyone cares that “laser powered rifle scope” is as much a toy as that toy gun. They’re meant for airsoft and that sort of silliness, they can’t actually withstand the incredible political ramifications of sitting on top of a real gun.

I prefer this theory.

The ‘12+’ rating is for the poster. It takes a certain amount of maturity to resolve the imagery of war the way it’s presented. It’s up to the parents to judge whether or not their children are prepared to see this poster.