I think I see it, sorta.

There’s this lady that worked at one of the stores in Spokane, I can’t remember which store, and she is the darkest shade of black as I’ve ever ever seen on anyone or anything alive. She makes Wesley Snipes look like Mike Huckabee. Maybe Spokane doesn’t lead on quantity but I think they keep up on quality, maybe.

I hope your friends don’t notice that you write for a really popular internet website.

It’s the only one that works better over a tattoo.

This isn't necessarily directed at this particular nerf toy or anyone here, but I often see blue to the bone anti gun nuts clamor for every last disarmament deal, then because they just happen to be nerds, they go crazy for the latest toy that apes its form and function from a real gun. It's like vegetarian meals that…

I’m pretty sure that everyone who is alive today can recall, from every year that they were alive, at least 3 magazine covers that promised flying cars in the next 2-15 years. This is because no matter how far technology advances and how intelligent we become, magazine writers are still impressed by the same things.…

After the civil war, a dude invented a combo knife/fork that could be used by amputees to eat without changing utensils constantly. It worked really well and gave a lot of people the ability to eat meals in a convenient fashion. Aside from sandwiches, there weren’t a lot of dishes that could be eaten with only one…

This looks like a very strange sex thing. Like a wineskin for your dingdong

Actually that makes sense. I distinctly remember feeling less Asian back in 2010, on account of eating fewer Asian dishes and more white and hispanic dishes. You are what you eat, right?

Duh, in the middle.

I look forward to having these conversations in person.

Ha! I'm not falling for this again.

I call mine "StinkPad"

This article reeks of antisocial nerdism.

"ITOLD u already, i aint steal no skittles, look" *takes out skittles bag filled wit dookie* #itoldyall

C'mon, those people have some dignity.

At least the villain had a working ring briefly.

What do you call a detroit lion with a Super Bowl ring?

It's not possible to beat "The Honorable Judge Dick Boner"