Seeing dick in the Super Bowl was a result of using Cox. Can't make that up.

@Biokinetica: Maybe I meant the Wall Street Journal. Really, though, I meant something about the SEC, Securities and Exchange Commission.

I don't put much stock in what WSJ has to say. But I would suggest they increase securities on their Exchange server. I would trade anything for a good stocks joke.

@mintyfloss: Actually, I just thought of a great use for this.

Once it finds you through a thick sheet concrete, what does it do? Continue to have found you?

@Robotronic: Duh, that's why you cook it then eat it. So it doesn't go bad.

@lemke ☠☠☠: What? What does that have to do with bacon?

They missed a couple, but I'm not mad. I'm just astonished that I didn't notice the coherence between McBain clips.

Nowhere in this article is bacon mentioned even once. What, bacon not cool enough to be mentioned here? No love for the bacon? Sweet, sizzling bacon? Bacon haters in the house?

Another example of bad audio reporting. I'm not saying that the amps are bad, I'm saying that the reporting is bad. The source "UltimateAVMag" merely parrots the press release from Marten. The article on Stereophile that is linked in the UAVM article isn't really a review or test of the amps, it's just a guy that…

Those people keep looking up in the sky and seeing planes and helicopters passing by. Why aren't they offering sacrifices to the planes and helicopters that I assume are their current gods? I would be pissed if I was that pilot/deity.

@iMattv4: Wow, you are fired. Pack up your star, dude.

@Rusty: Bravo, sir.

Why on earth would I want my iPhone to watch videos? Those are MY videos. Not yours.

@Squirt-Reynolds: Maybe they're losing because they don't have iPads yet. It's magical, maybe magical enough to cast a spell of winning at least once.

@WitDickman: Are you pointing @EightyEightMPH?

@MarkusG: My problem is that once I get my phone unlocked, I get way distracted with things like pinball and music and youtube. Plus, maybe I'm drunk and shouldn't be calling people. The impossible to find unlock button will prevent that.

@(Splat): I don't have any fisheye lenses. The wide angle photos were taken with a 10-22mm Canon lens.

New leak confirms next iPad will also have screen. New information leaves analysts thoroughly mystified.

@virgil.ierubino: You won't be able to hold it, sure, but I'll be damned if you won't look good doing it.