@Norbs: Wow! No! I meant her baby's existence wasn't inconvenient! Wow!

Wow! She is getting things done! She's not gonna let her baby get in the way of her life!

@TheCrudMan: Quantum information, let alone classical information, is not communicated by the entangled pair. The two merely share a state, like the position of electrons. By observing the qubit, you change its state. This is true on both ends of the entangled pair.

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say that you're prejudiced against all races.

@TheCrudMan: Something about how you the entangled bit is not self-authenticating, so you have to send the verification info through traditional means. Since the traditional means can't violate the speed of light, you don't violate the no-communication theorem because you have no way of knowing the data received by…

As much as this dress sucks up nitrogen oxide and sucks up Carbon Monoxide, I wonder if the designers included an option to let the dress stop sucking.

@olingerenator: It's nice to know that function can still gracefully occupy the same space as form, especially when the market for vanity far exceeds the bounds of your own market.

I always thought Apple would make the integration between OS X and iOS so much smoother. Considering that they're based on the same kernel, you'd think that you would be able to go from macbook to iPhone to iPad like you had never stopped doing whatever it was you were doing, but as it is, none of the above integrate…

I can't wait for the first ultralight floating supercar to be made of this stuff. It will probably fly, too. And cost 100,000 times more than I can afford but that's okay because I'll see it in Car and Driver and I'll be like, "Lucky."

@jinglepink: I see. I still want to think they're for making your nipples look totally awesome.

@Contradictions: Just shove this thing in your a-hole, only don't let anyone see you do it. Though it will fit, this device is not approved for use in your a-hole.

What are those purple nipple augmentation things? I'm not really familiar with surgical tools but those don't look like they have any sort of purpose at all.

I don't know, I've seen only one alleged picture of this glass and it was broken in that picture (albeit on a very small scale).

@Charliehorse: Carefully. Also, elsewhere.

@Brightmotor: "Shell Be Coming Around the Mountain"

"Bat out of Shell"

@wesfx: Better stay away from all of them. Those stores are nothing but trouble.

@Brightmotor: Gah, Finally!

It's all to track TV ratings. I saw a documentary about it.

@Dezerus Richardson: If you were in the Air Force, you would not normally see an Air Force designed UI. They're almost all made by contractors.