The klein stein is slightly more expensive, but vastly more interesting. In fact, the whole damn site is one huge science nerdgasm.

@Denver: The author part or the static electricity? If the latter, I find your ideas thusly intriguing and I wish to further fund your research.

@Denver: Except you're not one of, if not the most awesome sci-fi author in the universe.

One of the short stories in "The Nine Billion Names of God" describes how the Russians (during the cold war) could be compelled to provide around-the-clock hardcore gay porn to the US via satellite. (not joking at all)

I think the word 'work' should be in quotes as well.

I shall place this knife in my mouth thusly. Now my mouth is bleeding. Although further research is pending the stoppage of bleeding in my mouth, I nevertheless remain optimistic about subsequent trials.

I don't get what's happening in #2. Is he flying? Or is he just showing off his taint?

Hello Game.com 2 HD!

I and I'd eye that eye on iPhone.

I think the real problem lies in the fact that all they did in meetings was bitch and moan about how crowded the conference room was.

@Ron-Mexic0: Ugh, I'm getting the sony 3d tv ad.

It's a coooool 75 degrees here in Spokane with 36% humidity. Won't need that AC but thanks!

@skt.smth: Korean HDMI cables aren't gold plated, gas-injected, and rf-shielded to maximize the data bit stream for maximum 3D HD content fidelity.

where's start and select? I see the perfect place for them, yet the opportunity has not been exploited.

@debbyherbenick: What I mean is: I usually keep my clothes on when I get coffee from Starbucks.

Ha, that's what I thought, too.

I think I saw this already. I may have dreamed it but I swear I saw 3d and laptop and blu-Ray in sentences near each other. At the very least I'm confident I am not intoxicated that much.

So that's where the military's dragon project went. What did they do with the speakers?

@Thomas Thorne: That the fuck is an "mp3 speaker"

@Stevox: I liked running games in dos because when you hit the windows key, your game wouldn't crash. Although, that's win95 territory there.