Welcome Back, Jesus! You were gone longer than 3 days though.. :-P

William Higinbotham, "Tennis for Two", 10-18-1958

Shut up and take my money!

Nice to see the Geico caveman branching out from his car insurance gig.

The Facebook app for iPhone makes me miserable. I HATE it! It doesn't bloody work right!!!!!! Even the update last week to fix a bug didn't fix the bug with showing the wrong pictures that it was supposed to fix. But that's not my only beef about the app either...

I used to stand in line all day for store openings like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to commit imaginary crimes against humanity, but then I took an arrow to the knee

hey this is fun! Let's see here:

I didn't play last night, so I definitely have the DTs.

Ya me too

How about this for a concept that might work:

I wonder if people feared 11:11 on 11/11/1111?

Proper usage when describing LEGO® brand products and related items:

I was mostly kidding.

Ah, but what about the fake Apple stores. Are they in the video? :-P

Well there's your battery drainage issue, or at least 20mA of it...

I want a GladOS voice for Siri...

Remember many years ago when Hotmail sent out emails telling users that if accounts were not accessed by the user for 60 days their hotmail email account would be deleted? Ya, my 2 addresses never got deleted either...

Careful, or they'll take your star away like they did mine for asking the same question...

Kenner's '80s Star Wars Gonk droid toy action figure could do that...