who shat in your cornflakes this morning?

or Kung Pow 2 for that matter :P

I In lzbianz wt u.

YES. These are something now. I had only seen this one before:

Could be worse, he could have proposed with Battletoads.

I bought a few music videos with a Zune HD I got a while back from the Zune Digital Marketplace. When MS discontinued it, I lost my access to re-downloading those music videos. They're gone - period. Now that may seem like small beans to you, but the fact is I purchased something from MS that I expected to keep in…

How about COD 1.8?

space isnt all that bad

No three boobed women!!!

Obviously the fish AI is not very smart here. In the next Call of Duty, the fish knows to swim away from you.

these goddamned puns

Thank you, Pope of Humour, you may go back to your ablutions now.

Crysis has zero art direction

Man, but they created so much urgency. I swear if it even took 2 hits, the game would have lost a lot of tension. That being said, you should have the option of super easy mode.

Metro: LL > The Last of Us = Your Opinion

Your Opinion - Does Not Define Number of Articles.

Number of Fucks Given: 0

Months, and possibly years in jail, is the consequence for shooting your mouth off? Please dont have kids.

... except for all the time he was held in jail, right?

Fixed.

I really wish FF8 would get half the attention 7 does. It was my first RPG ever and holds such a special place in my heart. I know there are better games, but I still consider it my favorite of all time (Tales of Symphonia and the original Mass Effect come oh so close from taking that title away though).

I'd rather have this movie turned into a video game. Just picture shooting chicken with your bow. ^_^