The only place you are going to see that Maserati on the road is on the back of a flatbed tow truck, as with any Fiat-derived product (save for Jeep, barely).

Indestructible and far better than most of the Eastern European/Soviet cars that I have been in. Niva FTW!!

Much like some Space Marines have a sliver of the Emperor of Mankind’s armor built into their armor in “Warhammer 40k”, each of these bikes will have a beard hair of Chuck Norris built into its chassis.

You can keep your fucking Magnum :)

The same type of evil alchemist who will shoe-horn a 911 engine into a Beetle. Yes they exist and yes, they are stupid fast.

Done with dating at 31. Although something eggs me to get back in, I come to my senses and love the fact that I can leave for any job or any experience in the world at any time.

Ive learned to avoid any driver with any license plate below the Mason-Dixon line and West of the Missouri. The road-going intelligence is NOT THERE.

Logic........is the beginning of wisdom, Lieutenant. Not the end.

The aviation world's version of "Its got NoS, bro!!"

Needs some cooler nose art

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EVERY Biden motorcade should have this.

He said it better. Besides, lasers>missiles.

Be wary of anything involving a "church" or any religious group:

-Nathan Fillion as Dr. Strange

"Hey Derek, you know whats good for Borg ships? If you lick my butthole."

Yep.

I had a '99 Maxima after I gave away my Grand Cherokee.

I, for one, am looking forward to watching this on MST3K someday.