The aviation world's version of "Its got NoS, bro!!"

Needs some cooler nose art

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EVERY Biden motorcade should have this.

He said it better. Besides, lasers>missiles.

Be wary of anything involving a "church" or any religious group:

"Hey Derek, you know whats good for Borg ships? If you lick my butthole."

Yep.

I had a '99 Maxima after I gave away my Grand Cherokee.

I use this myself. The Blue Lotion makes for a great aftershave too.

I use this myself. The Blue Lotion makes for a great aftershave too.

Or this

Hopefully this will be the last one. It's going to be hard to top Statham as the bad guy. an appearance from Snake Plisskin himself and the unfortunate passing of Paul Walker.

Crom and his DU-powered instrument of vengeance laughs at your puny Russian ground attack plane.

Raptor>Tomcat>MiG.

Bugatti Veyron? Aero SSC? Anything Koenigsegg ?

Rommel.....you MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!! I read your book!!!

Knew a girl in HS who drove a '95 300ZX. She had a habit of making fools out of guys who would challenge her at stoplights. When they finally saw who was behind the wheel, the reactions were priceless.

Should go under the "Dumb Luck" file. Emphasis on "Dumb".

Love this article.

Hipster Optimus Prime