What would be the proper Newspeak replacements?

Very new. Figure I would do something new for a change so instead of taking up power walking, posted instead.

Dallas=NY Lite

Roads in Houston were absolute freedom compared to where I cut my driving teeth (NYC). Took my tuned Maxima down with me when I moved there and it was a blast to drive upper double/lower triple digits, esp 45 at 2:30am.

Ah, Florida, the land of questionable genetic material.

The point is not to reach for the little red button in the first place. But hey, enjoy wearing the ass-less leather chaps Mad Max style.

You dont need any more help pointing and laughing at anything Fox News, including this article. They do that everyday on their own.

Ironic that a 3rd rate guerilla leader (Better examples of more successful people in the space: Mao, Ho Chi Minh, George Washington, Paul von Vorbeck) who espoused the merits of Communism and who was about to be killed by his own people until the CIA got to him first would end up on the front of a Capitalist who would…

I am a male who believes this ethos (yes, I know its Bueller and this is Jezebel but still rings so very true)