BrianSilvestro
Brian Silvestro
BrianSilvestro

From 30HP

EatSleepRaceRepeat

The 6000 SUX. Duh

Introducing the all-new Porsche Turbo Turbo.

1.) you won’t buy a car because of how other people drive them?

In before morons “point out” how much maintenance costs on these.... you can buy an entire SMG on ebay for $1500, and can code it yourself for $30 and a little bit of desire. Oh yeah, they also come in 6mt with a transmission nearly identical to the e39 m5 (because same amount of torques), and an entire clutch kit

The New/old Jaguar E-Type Lightweight. An ode to the glory days of motoring and motor racing! What more do you need?

10. It cranks but won’t turn over

That shit is wrong-wheel drive. This is not something I want my kids to enjoy, sorry.

[This '91 Suzuki Alto Hustle (a high-roof Alto) approaches critical levels of adorability. Photo: Suzuki]

I did get a chance to relax.

How can Lambo out-crazy the Bentley? That’s easy:

I’ve dynoed my ‘14 FiST and it’s putting down 189hp and 225tq — to the wheels. The factory numbers are a bit conservative.