My pants are all tingly.

as if millions of hellcat owners suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...

The best part of having your own runway to screw around on is no Virginia police (sorry, Patrick) and no walls (sorry again, Patrick.)

I haven’t seen a certain Mr. von Koenigsegg posted yet, so I’ll throw his bald head into the ring.

Ralph freaking Gilles a.k.a. who I want for our next President

Ralph Gilles. Cool young guy that genuinely loves the cars he builds.

This is nearly the exact same list as “The Ten Most Common Marriage Mistakes”.

Your wife was right

The Avalon rules so hard it broke Raph’s camera, forcing us to use these crappy stock photos instead.

Yes.

#corrections

And with the right British car, you don’t even need to push a button!

DS, without question.

I really just needs torque more than anything. I drove one and it just felt gutless. It has 20 lb ft less torque than a 500 Abarth and 50 lb ft less than a Fiesta ST!

“turned up $80 million in cash in Suleiman’s home”

Put him in a race car and let the lap times decide.