I really don't give two shits about what car journalists think about a car

Was this the same neighbor who makes $74.50 per hour just sitting at his computer? Did he tell you his secret to making $5,839 last month? Why did it take you 6 months to talk to him? Was it because you were out busy driving every new luxury car made? Or was it because your neighbor was too busy making big cash by…

Gawker promised that images like this would be hidden in the greys.

Don't you mean purrfectly? Aren't we suppose to use Purrfectly in these threads?

All I want to do is stuff like this.

I'll tell you what, here's a screenshot from the video:

One time I turned my radio on and let Rush Limbaugh complete two sentences.

1) A "want to look cool" burnout that took off my back left tire. I didn't look cool.

Soon after getting my 1989 Supra, I pull up to a light to make a left turn and there's a "modified" tC waiting in the lane to the right. Once my left arrow turns green, I rev it up, and take the turn fast to "show off." Half-way through the turn, I slam it into second and the ass decides it wants to come out. I slide…

Number 1 is:
I once took my mom's expired registration, missing plated(put in an old out of state expired plate instead), misfiring Chrysler down the road ~2 miles without a license(not even a permit) to try to get laid in 10th grade.

Street race. But, we're all young and dumb once right?

[Over the PA]

"Littlejohn went on to say that the vehicle would be used by police officers for protection in the case of an active shooter, or if the school needs to rescue children from a fire, because no one in this situation has apparently ever heard of a fire department."

Water puts out fire, sure, but why use water when you can…