There doesn't have to be more to this story. Some people are just assholes. 

There might be but you’d be surprised, there are plenty of videos where people keying cars as they go (and multiple of them). There was one when person walks into a store, walks out, notices the car and keys it.

The right answer is unquestionably a used Lexus LS or GS. A few year old GS 350 AWD F Sport is pretty nice looking.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

GOP is backing the idiot-in-chief and as long as the GOP controls the Senate, there is nothing that Democrats can do.

Whataboutism: a favorite play of Trump’s oh-so-clever base.

Reality is not their strong suit.

Regarding the trade war. I was in a Big O tire waiting for my Cadillac to get aligned. Overhear the sales guys telling someone that the pricing on the wheels he was interested had gone up due to the tariffs (wheels were cast in China).

Hey middle america trump voter farmers. He’s fucking you over again as that big tariff on soybeans hits.

Reminder: Tariffs are supposed to be set by Congress, not the President. Dipshit Two Scoops is using emergency powers, which is not unexpected from a pigfucker of his pedigree, but why doesn't Congress stop him? Is it because except for the Squad and a few others, they're a bunch of sniveling cucks afraid to speak…

Senator: “We’d better cut the tax rate on capital gains again; that’ll get more of those poor people to start investing in equities.”

Wait, what? But the stock market is so strong!

Exactly! Stock prices may be up and executives may be getting fatter bonuses, but consumers and entry level employees can’t even keep up with inflation. Unless you have billionaires buying hundreds of Camrys each, then no, what were formally average Joe car sales are going to continue to dry up. Super car and top tier…

Probably because we only have a strong economy on paper, on the ground it is shit. The economic figures have been massaged to make politicians look better for the polls, but on the ground it is insecure, low paid, and short term jobs which people need to work two or three at a time just to keep their heads above water.…

I take my Land Cruiser off-road. I’m not cross-shopping a Tesla as they don’t make one that is off-road capable. I wouldn’t take an Escalade off-road. Range Rovers are pretty inside and out, but stupidly expensive and horrifically unreliable. When I’m crossing over a 13,000 ft pass in Colorado, miles off-road, I…

That comment cuts deep

If Perez had any sense of comedy he would have thrown that ball over the fence too.

folks are really gonna drone on about this

Maybe the Alfa you have that was built 22 years ago has little to do with the current ones, and yours can be completely reliable while newer ones are piles of shit? I think both are possible,  right? No need to be defensive. I had a perfectly reliable 2005 Cooper S. By all accounts the next generates a piece of trash.…

I love black coffee. It’s all I drink with my freshly roasted and ground beans at home. Starbucks coffee is not ever, and will never, be coffee you can drink black. It’s awful, and most people know that. Pretty sure the barista is judging you more for ordering black coffee at Starbucks. Lighten up, you are being a…