As a person with legitimate reasons to avoid gluten, I apologize. These trendy gf people annoy the hell out of me. I've gotten contaminated from breathing bread dust, it sucks.

Nice comprehensive list. Miatas are great, I can't see myself ever getting rid of my '96 R.

Big Healey prices appear to be settling back down after see some sales spike up to high levels for a while. There would be a random auction result that would have a Healey like mine going for $60 to $70k. My car is a solid 3 car - I drive it and it shows. I don't think it's worth more than a nice Camry and that's how…

My thoughts exactly. I drove a Testarossa once and was uncomfortable about the rear width the whole time. It's like driving a dual rear wheel pickup, except lower and Ferrarier.

I have a 2012 500 Abarth. I bought it new and it's been great. No problems at all. Yes, no problems on a Fiat. I drive it hard and it comes back for more.

Good choice. Well done. I was hoping for an Autozam Az-1, but I suppose an R32 will do in a pinch.

Good man. Life is too short to drive boring cars.

Hi Bret, I'm Bret from Seattle.

I'm a different Bret from the article and I live in Seattle. My Austin Healey 3000 does not have a roof at all, just a flimsy tonneau cover. I've managed to survive driving here. Mind you, I also have a practical, all weather car in my Miata.

I'm hopeful for the Model 3. I'm a big fan of the Model S and could easily see myself buying a 3 as a commuter and errand runner.

I love mine. I was so excited to get to buy a new Fiat in the US, that it was an Abarth made me positively ecstatic.

My Austin Healey 3000 is 71-80% Jalop. Does that mean it's -9% Jalop?

The Pontiac stable had pop ups with the Firebird and Trans Am. The Sunbird GT had semi-hidden lights. The XR4Ti did not have pop up lights.

Further proof that Jerry Seinfeld is who many of us would be if we were Jerry Seinfeld.

DED in his prime was a master of stacking words in an entertaining manner.

Shhh!!! Don't let folks know these are good cars. I want one and don't want to spend 997 money for one.

That's great. Resonates with me. My grandfather was the biggest supporter (next to my mother) of my car passion. The rest of my family thought I was weird for not going straight to college. They didn't understand the passion for wrenching and racing. To them I was wasting my time and would eventually come around and…

Is my Healey okay? The coves are meant to be a different color.

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