The whole Jay Cutler thing has single-handedly made me a Bears fan who deeply hates other Bears fans.

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

Most ex-NFLers don't get to experience their senior years either .

I can't wait for the moral outrage in the media tomorrow from men who tried to justify domestic violence.

Man, you guys are really beating a dead horse here.

This one feels really, really good - especially with all four wins being total thrashings. Eat shit, Miami!