Dude looks like a young Michael Jordan.

That’s because they can’t afford to live in the city due to gentrification and got pushed out to the burbs. Where the Original White Flighter’s don’t want them either. So now they just sleep sanding up on sidewalks while people paint them.

Cue the music NWO theme music...

Don’t forget that I’m the one that trained you to do all these magnificent things.

Good Hodgkin’s or Bad Hodgkin’s?

white people.

I guess his doggy dogg’s didn’t have his back. They let him slip, cause I saw him slip, he was slipping.

At least Rose showed up for practice unlike Iverson.

Yo! Can I put this on a resume and send it to The Knicks or 76ers?

white people problems.

White People.

“That Hurts.” - Jalen Hurts

ESPN Voices sounds like something white people came up with after taking a couple of Diversity Training Classes.

sure.

Yeah, but do you the difference between 4.0 and a 4.6?

bullshit.

Naw, fam. Been living here for 13 years.