Bozack
Bozack
Bozack

I can prove you wrong.... Grandmamas Funeral, Bukkakes and Dog Shows? Naw, who am I kidding. That’s funnier than Nick Cannon.

no.

I’d rather have a pie made by Viola Davis.

Boring!

I noticed a Breakin’ 2. But sometimes my comments are to Electric for the Boogaloo.

That’s cool and all but The McRib is back.

Y’all hatin! In-game product placement for Flex Seal homie! Get get used to it! #cashontheside

You must be new to Bears football.

If it doesn’t smell like piss, mothballs and Werther’s Original. It’s not an old person.

He’s staying in shape and honing his basketball skills. Instead of sitting on the couch, getting fat and playing Pokemon (or whatever the kids do these days.).

Olajuwon play too much.

If it doesn’t have guns or sharks then it isn’t worth my time.

Because Doritos and Slim Jim’s will be used as fuel in the future.

Fuck Opossums and The West Philadelphia 3rd Grade Spelling Bee.

Missouri was (and probably still wishes they were) a slave state.

Little known fact. It was actually The Germans that bombed Pearl Harbor.

As a black man everything that MLK and others like him did during the Civil Right Movement is TRASH! I hope Trump brings back slavery, Jim Crow, separate drinking fountains and all that good shit white people loved back in the day. Brown vs Board of Education was supposed to integrate cracker ass crackers like her

Welp! Looks like my script for “Madea In The Outfield” is scrapped.

Dude is just channeling his inter Bob Eubanks for his new corny ass game show that he stole from The Price Is Right.

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they’re going to rule it just like carlton would.