My initial reaction is, "How fucking random is that last sentence?" and then the cynical part of me wakes up and realizes that now I'm talking about abortion instead of systemic racism. Almost got me, motherfucker!

Team Jack White indeed! (Sorry, my blackness won't allow me to say "Team White".

Meanwhile, in a house made of gold bricks, E. L. James polishes her diamond bust of Edward Cullen with the fur of a rare albino baby panda.

Jordan Catalano for the WIN

That little jerkface is probably packing major heat. However, in order to have sex with him, I would have to keep pretending he wasn't Hilary Swank.

Ant-Man isn't all that funny of a character right? I mean, Michael Douglas is playing Hank, the original Ant-Man who ended up being a wife-beating alcoholic and was always a little dramatic - his (pre-abuse) banter with his wife kept him sort of light. Scott, played by Paul Rudd, isn't a super smart scientist, he is a…

*Actually the original correct.

The body image stuff isn't really new. I don't know his real life or anything, but it has been said that in his relationship with Angie Stone he couldn't really publicly handle her being older than him and not a size 0, although they made beautiful music together! And a cute kid. His voice deserves to be heard, man.

Wow, I actually may have swooned after that passionate and intelligent speech. Never really been a fan of his but I always thought he was pretty...turns out he is more than just a pretty face. Love it!

Thank you! I just filled up my Kindle with this stuff. I just realized I never use my Amazon app store for my Android phone.

The old Yahoo chat rooms were the best! Those were the days...

My 5 yr olds fave song right now is So Fresh, So Clean so...parenting job like 90% done, no?

The episode when it was just Beth and Darryl, I watched captivated and horrified. I pleaded with the tv, please no please no please no Darryl and Beth! It's almost too easy-innocent beauty and the surly beast. After last night's episode, I almost became resigned to the fact that a romance might be happening. They…

They have a few kids, too.

Cosby was "disappointed" in her that she did Angel Heart with Mickey Rourke, and did a nudie scene. Apparently their relationship was beyond repair after that, if my early 90's National Enquirer memory serves.

Considering all the blight in Philly, I think they only care because it's across the street from Macy's. Can't be messing up that tourist cash...

I cut the cord several years ago, and whenever I visit my parents, I feel awful that on their fixed incomes, they have a million channels of useless programming that they pay too much for.

I'm originally from the midwest but I have learned from east coasters since moving here that the south is all of America between LA and NYC - except Chicago, which is *actually* the midwest. I'm so glad to have been educated.

Yasssss Honie, EJ3 is EVERYTHING. I kind of love his whole family even more now!

I will agree with all of those things, and still stand by my WTF.