Hey! Vishous drinks Grey Goose. Christian Grey wishes he was as much...err...man...as any of the BDB ;)

I don't care how good or bad Magic Mike is, I will be there ticket in hand opening night. Totally worth getting a sitter for. Damn you Channing, Joe, Matt, et al.

Oh yes. Don't get me started on Prime. I feel like my life has changed, between the 2 day shipping and the free vids online...sigh...

Paula Patton in the front row is stunning!

I love that it's under Sexual Wellness Products!

Amazon sells vibrators. AMAZON! I may never leave the house again (except to go to soccer practice.)

I knew nothing about this whole ex-gf beatdown thing, but sounds like (after a quick search) things weren't as they seemed on her end. He could still be a dick.

Yes, I thought the same thing and hated myself for knowing.

So basically you can't be well dressed with boobs. I'm screwed.

Well, she is adopted, and although it's hard to believe because you almost never see her, it was Lionel and his first wife (who is African American and who popped him in the head with a frying pan when she found out he was cheating on her) who adopted Nicole, so she had exposure to people who could teach her how to do…

I haz a sad.

Yeah, now she kind of looks Parker Poseyish. They are both gorgeous, tho!

Yes! I thought, damn their budget is terrible, her wardrobe person hates her.

I love Skars but he seems too old. Matt Bomer is my first choice, then Somerhalder. But if I have to sit through Skars or Fass then dammit, I will take on for the team.

My phone will always have a place in my bra. I don't even need a special bra for it.

THANK YOU for this.

I always think, damn this is going to raise the property value of that whole block up. Who gonna pay them taxes?

The Swan was awesome. And everyone forgets that Extreme Makeover was originally about people - plastic surgery and clothing makeovers. It didn''t last but the Home Edition did!

OMG! I LOVED Temptation Island. I don't get into too much reality tv now (Hey, I cut my teeth on the original Real World, the first time it aired, in between actual music videos) but TI was my shit. I wanted one of those guys for myself, his girlfriend Shasta or some some nonsense was a cheating whore!

I was 29, finally in a comfortable place financially and mentally and BAM! Baby BoxyFrown. It couldn't have happened at a better time as an unplanned pregnancy. My little one is three. I'm kinda thinking of returning her if her attitude doesnt adjust by the 4th birthday.