So basically you can't be well dressed with boobs. I'm screwed.

Well, she is adopted, and although it's hard to believe because you almost never see her, it was Lionel and his first wife (who is African American and who popped him in the head with a frying pan when she found out he was cheating on her) who adopted Nicole, so she had exposure to people who could teach her how to do…

I haz a sad.

Yeah, now she kind of looks Parker Poseyish. They are both gorgeous, tho!

Yes! I thought, damn their budget is terrible, her wardrobe person hates her.

I love Skars but he seems too old. Matt Bomer is my first choice, then Somerhalder. But if I have to sit through Skars or Fass then dammit, I will take on for the team.

My phone will always have a place in my bra. I don't even need a special bra for it.

THANK YOU for this.

I always think, damn this is going to raise the property value of that whole block up. Who gonna pay them taxes?

The Swan was awesome. And everyone forgets that Extreme Makeover was originally about people - plastic surgery and clothing makeovers. It didn''t last but the Home Edition did!

OMG! I LOVED Temptation Island. I don't get into too much reality tv now (Hey, I cut my teeth on the original Real World, the first time it aired, in between actual music videos) but TI was my shit. I wanted one of those guys for myself, his girlfriend Shasta or some some nonsense was a cheating whore!

I was 29, finally in a comfortable place financially and mentally and BAM! Baby BoxyFrown. It couldn't have happened at a better time as an unplanned pregnancy. My little one is three. I'm kinda thinking of returning her if her attitude doesnt adjust by the 4th birthday.

PEOPLE should stop using this term.

This is fascinating to me! I...just cant see my bestie and I doing that, and she was there when I went through 3 days of labor and every nurse in the hospital had to fist my hoo-hah to get to my uterus. People can see me naked if we are 1)Having sex or 2)checking for cancer. But, I also know I am kind of weird. lol

I made a concerted effort to ignore the hype about the show, because I wanted to watch it without any expectations. I hadn't heard anything about lack of diversity, but as an artist sometimes it's hard to write about what you don't know. It actually didn't bother me.

Is that picture from the interview? I just...can't...with that damn lace front wig.

You actually just blew my mind a little bit with a lot of the truth.

I love Lucky Number Slevin! *The Kansas City Shuffle, indeed*

Yes. I have many nephews and cousins and a brother who has already passed away, and I am praising God every day that my little one is a girl and not a boy - which is abhorrent.

I'll happily call her a cunt and call it a day.