KK don't want it with Old Navy/Gap Inc. This will be Montgomery Burns Exxxcellent.

I am a calm black woman with hemorrhoid-like angry flare ups. Plus I scare people anyway because I have a natural frown.

Right? I mean, the First Lady needs more people if the people she's got think that that hair is ok.

It's bothersome to have close friends you hate. No sarcasm here, either, I have friends that every once in a while I think, wait am I friends with this annoying whore?

He has a knee injury of some kind. I think he pulls it off quite well, that walking stick!

I heart Paul Rudd. We make 'em pretty cute in the Midwest sometimes!

The fierceness is overwhelming. Also, I want most of the clothes I see.

Look, when you have acrylic nails, shit like this is handy.

Yes! I don't like it when my straight man has more spa appointments than me. My gay husband, sure. Plus chest hair is sexy as hell.

Absolutely. I somehow feel that I may be the wrong demographic for most if not all of these calendars.

I just want ya'll to know I have pretty much hearted everyone in this thread.

Hahaha! I love it when I do that to people. I have a very common name, so when they see me in my afro glory in person after talking with me on the phone, there is always that blink of shock.

Put my fat ass out of my misery, are we saying size 10 is a plus size now? Or am I just being sensitive? Don't get me started on the fact that while we used to tout how perfect size 6 was, it has gone down to 4, then 2, and now 0?

Yessssssssss almost everything in that video has been said to me or around me. I heart it and her so much.

The word "articulate" really pushes my buttons. oooh!! All I heard during the 2008 election was how articulate Obama was. I mean, are we all supposed to sound like the WuTang Clan? Ugh.

Any mention of merkins reminds me of the L Word:

If she was so smart, she would know us Black folks don't put our heads underwater anyway. Duh!

I ended up with a tuxedo cat. She is very finicky, and does not like to be bothered, but will certainly take liberties with your leg. We work out well, she is a mouser and I feed her :)

Showoffs. Meanwhile, my fucking cat got locked in my kid's closet all day.

Because females of almost any age are blamed for being the victim. Our society sees Sandusky as an "extra" pervert for having a preference for boys.