Its not fuck your mouth, its fucking hell with a British or SoAfrican accent, hence the "troll language" that's is really just toddler babbling in a dialect you are unacustom to

Spinning will physiologically cause a loss of consciousness

Cleansers and FOOD don't belong in the same spot. PERIOD. Not at home and not at work. 100% agree with you.

Tony wins. That's at Horse Thief Mile.

The police have declared war on the American populace and are to be considered armed, insane occupiers that are trained to consider you a lower lifeform and suspend your civil rights. Considered highly dangerous psychopaths at best.

I didn't read because you are shouting. Must not be important. Maybe you should get your head out of your ass and write like a normal human being? Your mindlessness isn't any more important than anyone elses.

If you find yourself invited to weddings with any regularity, you need to be less nice.

That would be a good excuse, wouldn't it?

Comparing Rob Ford to any president or former president (or average citizen) is laughable. Maybe you missed that zinger.

RANDOMLY ROLL DICE, NOD APPROVINGLY OR SHAKE YOUR HEAD SADLY AND SIGH, THEN LOOK MEANINGFULLY AT A RANDOM PLAYER AND CARRY ON AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED ;)

Do you even realize how stupid you sound "jackassery"?

Cop: How are your hours

Sounds like wonderful grounds for a case against the officer in his individual capacity as well as the department for duplicitous action.

The truck driver should NOT have backed down.

This is the dumbest thing I've read in a long time.

Scared off by meat on the bone or aspic too?

Just because you are too dumb to understand it doesn't mean its dumb, it means YOU are dumb. Its a common misconception of people who think they are smart/creative/funny/witty but actually aren't. Please, spend less time at walmart.

The DUMBEST fucking thing you ever heard? White TRASH love 5lb tubs of tapioca from Walmart. You need to get out more.

Tapioca and red bean are both brilliant. Don't be so white.