This joke is bad and you should feel bad.

You are an ass.

1. Random Apolitical Topic     ----> 2. (blah blah blah)   ---->    3. Trump is a Nazi

Was this a failed attempt at a joke? Or do you actually think like this in real life? Either way, you suck.

You are an idiot.

Pictured: Alonso’s response if (when) it happens:

Not in the millennial fantasy world of participation trophies and “Giving it your best shot” Winning means nothing as long as you really tried hard.

Not to take anything away from this admittedly awesome finish... but wouldn’t the “best way to finish a race” be to come in first?

There literally was nothing she could do to avoid hitting the tree. Frankly, given the way most people drive, that she actually saw the tree start to fall and hit the brakes before impact puts her driving skills above the majority of the population.

Closing your eyes and slamming on the brakes is definitely the best way to handle an emergency situation in your car, lol.

Honestly, though, I’m mostly joking. Not much she could really do at that point.

“It was unopened to the best of my knowledge”.

I agree. I vote Jalopnik send him a sticker so he can get a Jalopnik bump on that mower.

This guy isn’t the hero that we need, but the hero we deserve.

Is this your typical political commentator who doesnt read articles, and makes that point very clear with his initial post?

Actually, most Audis are based on FWD architecture. So, what I’d really love to see to be pure to the brand identity would be a rear-mid engined R8 with front-wheel drive.

The metric system is better.

Of course, you had to hear it from Fox to believe, right?